September 16, 2009

  • Am I a bad person? Is this wrong?

    Jessica Simpson’s dog snatched by coyote

    Let’s see, that’s about an 8 lb. dog, right? Genetic hybrid of breeds chosen to emphasize “cuteness” at the expense of other more beneficial survival traits? Probably spent most of its life being carried around in a designer tote almost as expensive as the dog itself?

    “Snatched” by a coyote.


    “Uh, yeah, I think I may have seen your dog downtown yesterday. Her head was shaved, and she was handing out pro-coyote pamphlets.”

Comments (1)

  • My thoughts were more along the lines of, “It was taken by a coyote and the dumbass thinks there’s a chance of getting it back in one piece??”

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