Jessica Simpson's dog snatched by coyote

Let's see, that's about an 8 lb. dog, right? Genetic hybrid of breeds chosen to emphasize "cuteness" at the expense of other more beneficial survival traits? Probably spent most of its life being carried around in a designer tote almost as expensive as the dog itself?

"Snatched" by a coyote.

"Uh, yeah, I think I may have seen your dog downtown yesterday. Her head was shaved, and she was handing out pro-coyote pamphlets."